Tagged with #exileofnumenor #stupid shit I say
- Me: i want weeeeeeeeeeeed
- Brendan: That might be the most eloquent text I've ever gotten from you
Tagged with #anime #stupid shit I say
- Me: Oh! She's crazy.
- Me: Excellent.
Tagged with #stupid shit I say #drugs for ts #weed for ts
- 8 year old sister: smoking is gross. i'm never gonna smoke
- me: you're right, smoking is terrible. that's a good choice for you to make
- me: *continues to look around online for a new bong*
Tagged with #my family #stupid shit I say #alf #glad my mom has her priorities straight #hannibal
- Me: I watched one episode of Hannibal then had this dream where Alf brutally slaughters like 5 people. He like ripped out one guys throat and there was blood everywhere.
- Mom: How do you know who Alf is?
Tagged with #stupid shit i say
How to have a quality conversation, by me.
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|Books about Ghosts should be called boooks |
-- Emily (via britishtvisbetter)
Tagged with #my family #stupid shit I say #star trek
- Mom: We just saw Star Trek. It was super fantastic!
- Me: No! Shush! I'm seeing it Wednesday!
- Mom: You wouldn't believe what happens about three quarters of the way through...
- Mom: It's so sad.
- Mom: Even your little sister was crying.
- Me: omg stop no
- Mom: But those eyes... Chris Pine...
- Mom: And the thing that happens three quarters of the way through doesn't even compare to the halfway point.
Tagged with #stupid shit i say #evolution
How I send good morning texts.
Tagged with #how do i college? #inastateofwishing #madlygoesbonkers #stupid shit I say
- Marlena: I hate when you close out of the pizza tracker and then you have to find it again.
- Me and Maddy: Yeah it's so annoying.
Tagged with #how do i college? #stupid shit I say
- Me: okay should I go to sleep or watch supernatural?
- Becky: Oh that's tough
- Me: cause I don't wanna do either
- Me: but I also wanna do both
- Me: it's that kinda night
- Becky: Aaahhhh
- Me: yeah
- Me: maybe i'll read a book!?!?
- Becky: NOOOO
- Me: IK RIGHT
- Me: LIKE WHAT
Tagged with #stupid shit I say #pokemon
- Me: hi
- Me: I'm getting irationally upset about pokemon
- Me: care to join?
Tagged with #I love my friends a lot #cylonhunter #stupid shit I say #starbucks
- Emily: I may or may not be a starbucks snob
- Emily: spoiler
- Emily: I am
- Brendan: -audience gasps-
- Brendan: NOOOOOOO
Tagged with #homestuck #dirkjake #pinkandwhitesprinkles #stupid shit I say
- Jess: Update!
- Me: *goes to read the update*
- Me: You hear that? That update? You can hear the DirkJake shippers crawling into a corner to cry.
- Me: *crawls into a corner to cry*
- Jess: omg
- Jess: I'm so sorry for the sunken ship
- Jess: I know how it feels to have an otp sunk
- Me: aksdfhalsd
- Jess: It's okay
- Jess: It only hurts for forever
Tagged with #bennington college #how do i college? #stupid shit I say #cylonhunter #beatmanbeatley
Reason #239470942 why I love McCullough.
Tagged with #stupid shit i say #pinkandwhitesprinkles #i tried to post this while tumblr was down #oops
- Jess: C:
- Me: ???
- Jess: nothong
- Jess: jkhdfkgdlf
- Jess: flkhfgslk
- Me: thong
- Jess: NOTHING
- Jess: SHUT UP
- Me: -giggles immaturely-