HAY YA’LL HAY! I’M GOING TO EXPRESS MY EXCITEMENT IN TERMS OF HOMESTUCK.
Your name is EMILY. You have many interests, one of which is COMPHY NOYES T-SHIRTS, especially ones that JUST CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY. You really like how it’s FORREST GREEN because it’s perfect for VERMONT and MATCHES YOUR GREEN HAIR PERFECTLY. You enjoy THIRD STREET very much, as it is WHERE YOU LIVE, and the shirt has the THIRD STREET MOTO on the back.
And I’m done now. But fer srs, I love this shirt.