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medioxumatepoet:

accumulatio-artemis:

okcdouchebags:

accumulatio-artemis:

And now it’s time for this summers OKCUPID HALL OF FAME!

These fine men have proved themselves to be true gentlemen! The cream of the crop of everyone’s favorite online dating website. Do enjoy them calling me fat, a slut, and more for saying no to wanting to get with them! Enjoy the age differences! And most of all, my responses!

**The last one is multiple pictures because this guy just could not help himself from teaching silly ol’ me a lesson! Wowza! I included his profile because to be completely honest I think he deserves it.

Happy okc adventures, all!

(For the books though I identify as non-binary but that’s not important to me exactly in the realm of okc, which allows for no such profile options, so it’s not mentioned on my profile. For all intents and purposes in this situation, I am a cis woman.)

Nice to see HollywoodLawyer is still a complete shitbag. He’s contacted me and three of my friends, attempted to fat-shame me and slut-shame my friends when we all said no. He is totally falling apart at the seams from not having women throwing themselves at him.

<3 luv 2 be entitled 2 women <3

Holy shit

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I could really use some sex right now

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shinjidub:

finding a new favorite character like

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buzzofmaiabee:

thestepsofthepalace:

oh NO I’m starting to think about things like what I’m going to wear to graduation

shh no graduating

stay in bton forever

i’m going all out

I can’t wait to see what you all wear for graduation.

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i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

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luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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chickensandwich:

cuntakinte:

oback barama is such a good president

name 5 of his songs

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kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

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bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

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officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

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grimelords:

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

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vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

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